Because, I didn’t realise the life-saving qualities of babies and for that reason wouldn’t have
appreciated just how lucky I was to have the adorable little angel, dropped off by the weird baby-delivery bird.

And people who do not realise just exactly how lucky they are to have this little super hero in a nappy, do not deserve the lifetime of peace and tranquillity that apparently comes with that.

Aaahhh, it all makes sense now. If only I’d had an epiphany like Bryony.

And that is my ‘reasons why I don’t have kids’ #28.