If I was Kanye West’s aunt

Now that the dust has settled a little, and that lovely gentleman friend of yours, Mr Legend has spoken up, and openly disagreed with you, I think it’s time we had a little chat, don’t you?

Soooooooo, you think Beck needs to ‘show some respect’ hey? Well how about this, Sunshine,

“YOU have some respect for other artists and other genres. There’s room on this planet for all the musics. If you don’t like it, don’t listen to it. And if you don’t like the Grammy’s decisions, don’t go. Now, SHUT the f*ck UP! and SIDOWN! You silly, silly boy.”

And while we’re about it, let’s take a look at some of the other ridiculous crap you’ve come out with over the last couple of years,

‘Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.’ God help that child of yours, your grammar is massively offensive, and SHUT UP!

‘One of the problems with being a bubbling source of creativity – it’s like I’m bubbling in a laboratory, and if you don’t put a cap on it, at one point it will, like, break the glass. If I can hone that… then I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on.’ WHAT?!? *sigh and SHUT UP!

‘Y’all are acting like this ain’t the most beautiful woman of all time. Wait a second, wait a second – I’m talking about arguably of human existence. The top 10 of human existence… I don’t give a f*ck what type of jacket she got on.’ Yes you do, you both sat down recently, to ‘workout her new concept’, and then ‘revealed’ her the next day, in pretty much exactly the same clothes. Oh, and SHUT UP!

‘I’m a designer. A musician. A manager. The media try to dishumanise people who believe in themselves.‘ You’re a pr*ck. A c*ck. Self obsessed. And it would appear, illiterate. DEhumanise, sweetcheeks.

Now, it’s time to take a little break from your preaching, Yeezus, go away, relax, get off your high horse, read a book, listen to a little good music.