My brain is already in the French capital………  (oui, oui, porquoi, mais où est le canard avec le chapeau vert?) – see?!

Bag(s) packed, yes

lady maintenance done and everything in good order, yes

knock-out Saturday night ensemble, yes

a Paris apartment, a man, a moped and two cases of champagne waiting for me on the other side.

CAN. NOT. WAIT.