What kind of idiotic c*ck, doesn’t label their bags for a flight/or register them for the hold, in these uber – sensitive times?

I’ll tell you who, the c*cks*cker sitting three rows in front of me,  who’s succeeded in delaying my f*cking flight……..

(You may well be able to imagine my raging internal tourettes right now. The above is just the teeny weeny tip of the iceberg. )