Optimism

Wait, what’s that??  Whoa, it feels a little bit strange.  No no, hold-on.  Well!!  It’s been quite a long time since I’ve experienced this sensation….. No, that can’t be right, tell me it’s true, is that – a – HIP BONE?!?!?!? (don’t be utterly ridiculous.  Uncomfortably tight knicker elastic cutting in.)

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