with an offer I couldn’t refuse.  First she tried to tempt me with a photo, then she gave me the hard sell, you know, the usual, ‘look, they’re not your average product…… etc. etc.’

So I said, ‘oh go on then’ and I’m meeting her later to collect.

and the goodies in question?  Pork pies!

The British lard dealer is in town – Oh yeah, COME TO MAMA!