If you’re not sweating in the gym, you’re not working HARD ENOUGH!! Now DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY SOLDIER!!! (Oh for the love of the sweet baby Jesús, what is happening to me?) Send help.
with an offer I couldn’t refuse. First she tried to tempt me with a photo, then she gave me the hard sell, you know, the usual, ‘look, they’re not your average product…… etc. etc.’ So I said, ‘oh go on then’ and I’m meeting her later to collect. and the goodies in question? Pork pies! […]