I am quite sure that a lunch that consists of a ball of mozzarella with a blob of pesto on the top, neither counts as a healthy balanced diet or is eaten by any of the following:

Halle Berry
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Anniston
Rosie Huntingdon-Whitley
Jennifer Lopez
Rhianna

(Maybe Nigella Lawson or Monica Belucci)

#theworstlazy’cook’ever