Reasons why I don’t have kids #20

I would periodically feed them lumps of cheese, for one of the following reasons: For educational purposes.  You see, I think it’s a little ‘exotic’ – ssoooooo Italian/French/Swiss, so I am in actual fact, expanding their minds. I am brassic and it’s all I can afford I am lazy (A combination of the two immediately above)   […]

Thought for the day

I am quite sure that a lunch that consists of a ball of mozzarella with a blob of pesto on the top, neither counts as a healthy balanced diet or is eaten by any of the following: Halle Berry Angelina Jolie Jennifer Anniston Rosie Huntingdon-Whitley Jennifer Lopez Rhianna (Maybe Nigella Lawson or Monica Belucci) #theworstlazy’cook’ever