Reasons why I don’t have kids #61

May 13, 2017 by annepank

One day they could walk through the door, after a long day at school and say, “f*ck this sh*t mum, studying is for losers. I want to take the UK all the way at the Eurovision Song Contest!” “I’m going to have a giant pineapple on stage that I’ll crawl out of and start […]

The year ahead

December 31, 2014 by annepank

2014 proved to be a turning point for me; some stuff happened. And it would appear that quite a lot of stuff happened for all the other people too. George Clooney finally stopped bachelorising, and married a woman. She turned out to have her own successful career (Hell’s teeth), and be more interesting than his […]