Tag Archives: Eurovision

Reasons why I don’t have kids #61

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One day they could walk through the door, after a long day at school and say, “f*ck this sh*t mum, studying is for losers.  I want to take the UK all the way at the Eurovision Song Contest!”   “I’m going to have a giant pineapple on stage that I’ll crawl out of and start […]

The year ahead

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2014 proved to be a turning point for me; some stuff happened.  And it would appear that quite a lot of stuff happened for all the other people too.  George Clooney finally stopped bachelorising, and married a woman.  She turned out to have her own successful career (Hell’s teeth), and be more interesting than his […]