(or inately stupid).
Justin Bieber, just because you have a big tattoo of me on your calf does not mean your recent behaviour is forgiven. I like this particular representation of myself, it just so happens, Ecce Homo by Rubens from 1610, and I am very flattered you wanted my face on your person. But; you and I need to have a little chat my son about your weed-smoking, brothel-frequenting, stripper n*pple-licking, DUI antics. You’re a role model and idol to very young people around the world.
Pray me up and let’s get you straightened out.
Lady Jesús x
p.s. For disguise purposes, I have two words for you. Chic. Turban.