I’M GOING TO DIE ALONE!!! 

She's laughing now - little does she know that cat is taste testing

Half eaten by SOMEONE ELSE’S CATS (because I won’t even live with cats of my own for company). And maybe even a couple of stray pigeons, who have accidentally stumbled in through the balcony doors, will unceremoniously trample all over me with their stumpy feet, and have a little peck at the soft bits, and cockroaches will set up camp inside ME!!!!!!! And no-one will notice I’m gone, for weeks…….

Having a great start to the week. Happy Monday folks!