OR: When I politely declined the offer of a bed for the night and went home…....

Male – check
Own teeth (all visible, not brown) – check
Hair – check
Sexy accent – check and check again!
Handsome – check
Funny with a capital ‘F’ for Funny AND French – check

Second date in Paris?  Don’t mind if I do Sir.

What’s not to like?

(thank you for the title monsieur)