call him up and say, ” Listen Chops, what are you playing at, for the love of the Holy Mother of Sweet Baby Jesus??!!” And I wouldn’t actually give him a chance to answer, continuing, “What happened the last time you bit your Uncle Jose at the family barbecue in May, hey, remember?? Hm, hm?” […]
It’s been some days since I dropped the bombshell that I am experiencing a seismic *crush, on an actual, real life human being. I mean, it’s not that I usually have crushes on dogs, structures or kettles (it happens, watch the documentary about the Berlin Wall/Eiffel Tower/horse in the mid West……), what I mean is, that this person […]
Oh dear Lord, I think I am losing the ability to sleep in the sun. Send help.
almost upon us and I am really rather excited about it (believe it or not). As a Brit, at times like this, I support any and every team from these fair isles, we are after all, the United Kingdom. And as a fellow Brit (if you’re reading this) I know you’ll completely understand the masochistic […]
I am back from the wedding. I am sober. That is all. #whatnogin?
What kind of idiotic c*ck, doesn’t label their bags for a flight/or register them for the hold, in these uber – sensitive times? I’ll tell you who, the c*cks*cker sitting three rows in front of me, who’s succeeded in delaying my f*cking flight…….. (You may well be able to imagine my raging internal tourettes right now. […]
Does anyone have even the slightest idea why my last post won’t publish in anything other than italics? ? Irrationally irritated of Barcelona.
Do one good deed today. No matter how small, you have no idea how much of a difference it might make. Look at your hubby, wife, your other/better half/#1 supporter, and tell them you love them. Shower your kids with hugs and kisses. Tell your family, you’d be nothing without them. Offer your friendship, unconditionally. […]
I don’t know why I am so ridiculously excited by the news, that Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daley will co-host Strictly Come Dancing next season. It probably has a lot to do with the fact it’s another small victory for womankind, as in, the first primetime Saturday night show exclusively hosted by women. Or it […]
What’s that now? We need a ‘national day’ to remind us to eat food? Hhmmmmmm……… My response to this on Twitter was, “Every day is no diet day in my house. Enjoy your food.” Unless you are that special, weird Barbie woman who claims to subsist on air; we all need to eat to stay […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 