It only seems like a few months since I was sitting in the airport waiting for a flight to Paris. Oh wait, it is only a few months since I was sitting in the airport waiting for a flight to Paris. Different company, different circumstances. I’m excited to see my long-lost friends, it’s been too […]
line them all up, like they do before a match and walk along, give them the pity face and silently hug them all tightly to my breast. And I’d really mean it. There might even be hair stroking and face cupping. Then I would hand them all a gift-wrapped DVD of a Germany training video […]
Brain magic is real people!! I’ve been working on it since Tuesday and today – bingo! (Can’t give you specifics, it’d make you wince.) You will just have to trust me. Note: never trust a PANK with a glass of wine in her hand. Anything could happen…… and probably will!
you wait twenty years, then two come along at once. Kind of. So having popped over the border to Paris in February, (for the first time since my marriage proposal in 1994), to visit Hot Frenchie, I find myself ‘popping over the border’ again to have some fun and catch up with my fabulous friends […]
Dear everyone One of the most infuriating things in the whole wide world, is other (cosily coupled-up) people’s interpretation of a ‘good time, enjoying good company’. The only option OBVIOUSLY being, a date. As opposed to say, having a great laugh with a good friend, enjoying some great live music, courtesy of another nice friend. […]
Thank you to the person in Greece, for being my 5000th viewer!!!! #happyPANK
I remember very clearly, a time when my dad told me off for having airs and graces. I was round about thirteen years old, I was in the kitchen with him and mum chatting and I asked for a Nice biscuit, (as in the city of Nice in southern France). My dad thought I had asked for a […]
call him up and say, ” Listen Chops, what are you playing at, for the love of the Holy Mother of Sweet Baby Jesus??!!” And I wouldn’t actually give him a chance to answer, continuing, “What happened the last time you bit your Uncle Jose at the family barbecue in May, hey, remember?? Hm, hm?” […]
It’s been some days since I dropped the bombshell that I am experiencing a seismic *crush, on an actual, real life human being. I mean, it’s not that I usually have crushes on dogs, structures or kettles (it happens, watch the documentary about the Berlin Wall/Eiffel Tower/horse in the mid West……), what I mean is, that this person […]
And get it quick! Otherwise I am going to self – combust/implode/explode/go on a murderous rampage; or more likely, die in a pool of my own vomit, *living in a shared flat, with no hope for the future, in the not too distant future. Thank the good Lord above/ Odin/Buddha/Aphrodite/Brahma/the Universe, for husbands and babies. If it […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 