It’s where I sweat profusely because I’m working my t*tties off to try and stay in some kind of aceptable human shape and improve my stamina, so I don’t die walking up the stairs when the lift is out of order in my building. (Which actually happened after I got back from Christmas). It’s a biological FACT, […]
Saturday, 22/02/2014 19:00 hours – arrive gymnasium (closes at 19:30 hours. Was not aware of that fact). 19:30 hours – leave gymnasium. Sheepishly. 19:45 hours – arrive supermarket 19:55 hours – leave supermarket with yet more pasta, pesto and red wine. 20:00 hours – shower, while downloading Hunger Games II 20:10 hours – unload washing […]
I forced myself to the gym last night to kick-start, ‘operation lift funk’. And I have to say, with the help of the man-mountain next to me who was competing with five foot, fiddy-fi kilo me*, I managed to finally begin the arduous process of dragging my sad and sorry, gym-less, pyjama-wearing, wine-coiffing, spaghetti-laden arse out of the […]
“That’s weird, I wonder why the gym’s so empty”, said Anne, entering alone on Friday February 14th, 19:15 hrs……….
“Even though I walk through the valley of elliptical trainers, I will fear no pain, for you are with me motivation; your rod (phnar) and your staff – lovely helpful, ‘I run everywhere, even if it’s just 30cm and do press-ups while chatting to you’ Victor, they comfort me.” **You’ll find this particular psalm on the website […]
So I’ve made an appointment to have my knee-caps shaved because they’re a bit too prominent and they’re ruining the aesthetic of my legs. Honestly, what’s a girl to with these impractical, protruding bones? And thinking of impractical protruding bones, I think my ankles are not quite in the right place so in the summer, […]
BAD for you, BAD I say!!! No alcohol +regular exercise = laid up with a bad back……. MF!! It’s causing all kinds of trouble for my plans of laying around all day, all kinds of trouble! Not. Happy.
If you’re not sweating in the gym, you’re not working HARD ENOUGH!! Now DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY SOLDIER!!! (Oh for the love of the sweet baby Jesús, what is happening to me?) Send help.
I am on my way to the gym. That is all.
I only ate half the pizza. (harumph)