So, you know the image of the perfect French woman, all chic and slim and cool and chic and slim and cool and stuff…… multiply it by infinity and add a dash of dismissive arrogance, then you’ve got my pre-conceived idea of a typical Parisienne. And so the thought of going to a city full of these Stepford standard automatons […]
If you’re not sweating in the gym, you’re not working HARD ENOUGH!! Now DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY SOLDIER!!! (Oh for the love of the sweet baby Jesús, what is happening to me?) Send help.
with an offer I couldn’t refuse. First she tried to tempt me with a photo, then she gave me the hard sell, you know, the usual, ‘look, they’re not your average product…… etc. etc.’ So I said, ‘oh go on then’ and I’m meeting her later to collect. and the goodies in question? Pork pies! […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 