OR: was taken by my host to simply pick up his scooter from a friend’s apartment. Because of your guest’s mild nervousness at being in a city where she doesn’t speak the language and is completely at the mercy of a man she barely knows (hot Frenchie), it’s not a funny joke to phone ahead […]
I think I’m witnessing the disposal of a body, on a balcony across the road. I can’t see the body, but I know it’s there from the lifting and grunting and dragging from the two men stooped over something quite obviously heavy. A body. My delightful host has said nothing to quell this suspicion, in […]
Mais oui monsieur…
Life is so short and we have so little time and we are so insignificant in this great ocean….. ONLY JOKING!!!!! I’m in FRANCE!!!! That is all.
eat your stinking fried chicken and chips in the enclosed space of the bus, in the VERY next seat to me, please, please, PLEASE do not suck it and slap your chops while doing so. Yours sincerely, Anne
one thing over the last three years, it’s to be thankful for everything and to say thank you every day, for even the smallest things. It is important to quite literally, voice ‘thank you‘ in your head, because I believe if you do this, the Universe takes care of you. Today I have said thank […]
from the Frenchie……. **swoon #suckerforanaccent
I get these when I arrive…….
My brain is already in the French capital……… (oui, oui, porquoi, mais où est le canard avec le chapeau vert?) – see?! Bag(s) packed, yes lady maintenance done and everything in good order, yes knock-out Saturday night ensemble, yes a Paris apartment, a man, a moped and two cases of champagne waiting for me on the […]
…..is this life, this one, intense life we lead, the deepest ocean with fathomless depths, we find ourselves adrift on. And as we, the piece of dead, dried husk from a palm or the solitary, leaf, fallen from the tree at the water’s edge……………. ONLY JOKING!!! I’M GOING TO PARIS TOMORROW!!!!! Whoop! that is all.
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 