Category Archives: PANKs

Paris bound

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My brain is already in the French capital………  (oui, oui, porquoi, mais où est le canard avec le chapeau vert?) – see?! Bag(s) packed, yes lady maintenance done and everything in good order, yes knock-out Saturday night ensemble, yes a Paris apartment, a man, a moped and two cases of champagne waiting for me on the […]

Something profound

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…..is this life, this one, intense life we lead, the deepest ocean with fathomless depths, we find ourselves adrift on.   And as we, the piece of dead, dried husk from a palm or the solitary, leaf, fallen from the tree at the water’s edge……………. ONLY JOKING!!! I’M GOING TO PARIS TOMORROW!!!!!  Whoop! that is all.

I do sometimes wonder

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what it must be like on the other side.  You know, the house, the partner, the car, (the kids). It’s all very well and good being single, independent and nipping off to Wales, or London or Paris or Mexico and having complete freedom to do what you want, when you want and not having to […]

Public service announcement

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Hello. If you are family and you are reading this blog, I apologise now for anything that might be a bit shocking or offensive.  I should have noted this sooner, but there will most certainly be some: details of occasional rudies bad F*~k!ng language talk of pee pees, poo poos and lady gardens but no names.  […]

NNnnnnnnooooooo………

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Well……………………… actually; a short, sharp YES!!!!! + fist pump (I suppose) Finally, in my 39th (official age for the rest of my life) year, it appears I have grown up, become boring and sensible and will soon be acquiring a pipe, donning the weird, tartan slippers of old men and wearing Fair Isle cardigans.  All while 1. stroking […]