New beginnings

But like, properly new beginnings – finally… I’ve just taken delivery of (almost all) the deposit for the old flat and handed back the keys. The daughter of my cantankerous, old landlady was, not too surprisingly just like her mother – on speed and a thirty a day Marlboro Red habit; with all the pent […]

Grown-upness sucks. Like a Dyson.

You know when you were a kid and your parents said, “stop whingeing, these are the best days of your life”?  Well, they knew what they were talking about and we all should’ve listened up, and immediately played hard and funned the sh*t out of life. They imparted this pearl (constantly) because they had – […]

SSSTTTRREEEEESSssseeed!!!!

I CAN’T BLIG BECAUSE MY LAPTOP IS DYING AND I AM A COMPLETE TECHNOPHOBE AND AM PANIC SAVING EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER MADE/WRITTEN/SAVED ON THIS COMPUTER BEFORE IT CROAKS AND LEAVES ME WITH NONE OF THE HARD WORK OF FIVE YEARS.  WHY NOW LAPTOP, WHY NOW?????!!! (Apart from not being able to blog, I of […]