Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three months since my last post and these are my sins…. I’m quite sure that not writing anything for this long is a mortal sin, but I need to look it up on Catholics.com (pretty much the exact name of the site I got the […]
I wrote ‘blig’…….
I CAN’T BLIG BECAUSE MY LAPTOP IS DYING AND I AM A COMPLETE TECHNOPHOBE AND AM PANIC SAVING EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER MADE/WRITTEN/SAVED ON THIS COMPUTER BEFORE IT CROAKS AND LEAVES ME WITH NONE OF THE HARD WORK OF FIVE YEARS. WHY NOW LAPTOP, WHY NOW?????!!! (Apart from not being able to blog, I of […]
My inner dialogue is shocking, even to me, sometimes…… those of a nervous disposition look away now. Zara, Passeig de Gracia, Saturday 11th January – SALES: 14:45 – “Don’t f**%$!% push, ffs!!” 14:47 – “Put the coat down, I need to see the size, I want it in medium. Put the coat down, put the coat […]