Life is full of Disappointments

None more so than an inability to express oneself as effectively as one would like. My girlfriends and I have been lamenting the lack of rude emoticons on whatsapp. (You know who you are, Mrs L, LS!)  Sometimes you just wanna send each other a comedy picture of a cartoony penis.  You know? *sigh**** Is […]

SSSTTTRREEEEESSssseeed!!!!

I CAN’T BLIG BECAUSE MY LAPTOP IS DYING AND I AM A COMPLETE TECHNOPHOBE AND AM PANIC SAVING EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER MADE/WRITTEN/SAVED ON THIS COMPUTER BEFORE IT CROAKS AND LEAVES ME WITH NONE OF THE HARD WORK OF FIVE YEARS.  WHY NOW LAPTOP, WHY NOW?????!!! (Apart from not being able to blog, I of […]

Have a word with yourself

My inner dialogue is shocking, even to me, sometimes…… those of a nervous disposition look away now. Zara, Passeig de Gracia, Saturday 11th January – SALES: 14:45 – “Don’t f**%$!% push, ffs!!” 14:47 – “Put the coat down, I need to see the size, I want it in medium.  Put the coat down, put the coat […]