Reasons why I don’t have kids #19

They would spend four or five weeks of every year terrified of their grotesque, hayfever misshapen mother, who also happens to be very grumpy at this time. (And the rest of the year scared of her for other reasons including days when she was in a ‘very bad mood for no reason’, time of the month […]

Aaaahh, the face of a thousand bee-stings

Spring is coming, and though absolutely entirely fabulous news, (beach at Easter, don’t mind if I do), it also brings with it the misery of hayfever.  “An allergy to hay, miserable?  Do you me a favour“, I hear you cry in unison.  But it is true.  The first three or four weeks of Spring are […]