I would periodically feed them lumps of cheese, for one of the following reasons:

• For educational purposes.  You see, I think it’s a little ‘exotic’ – ssoooooo Italian/French/Swiss, so I am in actual fact, expanding their minds.
• I am brassic and it’s all I can afford
• I am lazy
• (A combination of the two immediately above)

Lumps of cheese have never been and will never be considered, a healthy balanced diet for children.  So that is my ‘reasons why I don’t have kids’ #20.

*Also,I am cheese dependent.  There, I said it.  Maybe it’s hereditary…….. I really don’t want to take the risk .