Category Archives: Spain

I do sometimes wonder

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what it must be like on the other side.  You know, the house, the partner, the car, (the kids). It’s all very well and good being single, independent and nipping off to Wales, or London or Paris or Mexico and having complete freedom to do what you want, when you want and not having to […]

Public service announcement

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Hello. If you are family and you are reading this blog, I apologise now for anything that might be a bit shocking or offensive.  I should have noted this sooner, but there will most certainly be some: details of occasional rudies bad F*~k!ng language talk of pee pees, poo poos and lady gardens but no names.  […]

NNnnnnnnooooooo………

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Well……………………… actually; a short, sharp YES!!!!! + fist pump (I suppose) Finally, in my 39th (official age for the rest of my life) year, it appears I have grown up, become boring and sensible and will soon be acquiring a pipe, donning the weird, tartan slippers of old men and wearing Fair Isle cardigans.  All while 1. stroking […]

So, about those pen*ses

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OR: The lengths men will go to (eerr herm) These days it appears that sending a photograph of your penis by mobile, to a woman you’re trying to woo, is more than common place (if you are a man of course, and have one to photograph).  And that if, as a single woman, you don’t […]

and the countdown begins!

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to loTs of ThinGS!  OVer ExciTED, ME!??!?!?!  YAY!  Whoop….. (just a little) So, tomorrow is the final day of Dry January, firstly.  During this month I have been out a couple of times with the girls and had nothing-but realised I still feel 100% perfectly comfortable and at ease talking about penis galleries, flaccid penises and shadow […]