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If I was Kanye West’s aunt

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Now that the dust has settled a little, and that lovely gentleman friend of yours, Mr Legend has spoken up, and openly disagreed with you, I think it’s time we had a little chat, don’t you? Soooooooo, you think Beck needs to ‘show some respect’ hey?  Well how about this, Sunshine, “YOU have some respect […]

Annie P grows up…….. again

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January has zoomed by, and February is already here, biting me in the bum, with it’s nippy Jack Russell of love, St Valentine’s.  Aaahh, another year, another glorious reminder that no-one, quite frankly, wants to take me on.  Use of battle language, entirely deliberate.  Come aahhhnnnnn, pudem up. But I’ve been too busy to think of […]

This funk is messin’ with my brain magic man

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To say I’m seriously miffed would be an understatement.  I am seriously miffed about the fact that it would appear I have to be perpetually f*cking happy in order for the brain magic and Jesús-ness to work.  B*llocks to that, it ain’t gonna happen.  I’ve discovered this devastating fact during the course of this week, as […]

I’ve got the Funk

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and not in the cool, George Clinton Parliament Funkadelic way, though I wish that were the case because that would be awesome.  Imagine if every day was like this.  There’d be no war, no misery and everyone would be mellow and achieve World peace and hug each other all the time.  I like them apples. No, […]

You’re never too old to learn

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(or wear sequins) and last night I learnt from a master. So, my brain magic was totally thrown into question by a chance meeting with ‘Stealthy Magic Boy’, a very cool customer indeed. Some friends of mine were visiting Barcelona for a couple of days so I met them for dinner after work last night, […]