I don’t know why I am so ridiculously excited by the news, that Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daley will co-host Strictly Come Dancing next season. It probably has a lot to do with the fact it’s another small victory for womankind, as in, the first primetime Saturday night show exclusively hosted by women. Or it […]
What’s that now? We need a ‘national day’ to remind us to eat food? Hhmmmmmm……… My response to this on Twitter was, “Every day is no diet day in my house. Enjoy your food.” Unless you are that special, weird Barbie woman who claims to subsist on air; we all need to eat to stay […]
So, it was the Costume Institute Gala last night, and still no invitation. Very disappointing Anna Wintour, you should see my dress. Spectacular.
On warm, sunny days I have a daily internal struggle that goes like this: Drink ice cold white wine Or not I appreciate some people struggle with real demons.
If you received the following into your inbox, what would you think was on offer? Deliverum Exoticos placeres en casa Answers on a postcard please.
I beg to differ De La Soul……From now on, four is my lucky number! Where’s my lotto slip? I couldn’t have even begun to imagine such a wonderful response when I started scribbling nonsense on the 2nd January. I’m just a woman without children who says, ‘it’s ok to not have children!’ That’s all, ya […]
Save! Start a pension! Invest in property! Get an ISA……. Anything! Do anything….. ‘I should be an adult’, life panic #1. (There have been others, none documented)
I don’t have to buy my own flowers! (and I get fed whiskey laced toffee from Dublín). Feliç Sant Jordi. Xx
Feliç Sant Jordi! Is it OK that we ‘borrowed’ these for a photo opportunity? Now returned to their rightful owner next door. It may be the only chance I get to show off with delivered flowers for Dia Sant Jordi. Sant Jordi is the equivalent of Valentine’s Day here. Men receive a book and ladies […]
So the mating ritual continued, with much posturing, fluffing of feathers and displaying, only I didn’t like his plumage too much (or the idea of being kept as a sex slave in a shoe box – commandment 6 – before my axey/birdy death). And still a drink didn’t arrive. Second installment, lessons six – ten. Re: […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 