Category Archives: PANKs

So, about those pen*ses

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OR: The lengths men will go to (eerr herm) These days it appears that sending a photograph of your penis by mobile, to a woman you’re trying to woo, is more than common place (if you are a man of course, and have one to photograph).  And that if, as a single woman, you don’t […]

and the countdown begins!

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to loTs of ThinGS!  OVer ExciTED, ME!??!?!?!  YAY!  Whoop….. (just a little) So, tomorrow is the final day of Dry January, firstly.  During this month I have been out a couple of times with the girls and had nothing-but realised I still feel 100% perfectly comfortable and at ease talking about penis galleries, flaccid penises and shadow […]

Take a moment – Psalm 23:4

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“Even though I walk through the valley of elliptical trainers, I will fear no pain, for you are with me motivation; your rod (phnar) and your staff – lovely helpful, ‘I run everywhere, even if it’s just 30cm and do press-ups while chatting to you’ Victor, they comfort me.” **You’ll find this particular psalm on the website […]

Cambridge in 60 Seconds: A city’s identity in jeopardy?

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Originally posted on Globe Drifting:
Dusk begins to settle and Cambridge punts relax their weary wooden bodies in the after glow of a setting sun as the cyclical familiarity of another day floating along the River Cam comes to a close. ‘Cambridge has seen many strange sights. It has seen Wordsworth drunk, it has seen Porson…