24 hours on OKCupid – I want s*x

STATS: Liked me – 19 Visitors – 49 Added as favourite – 0 (Hell’s teeth!) No. of threatening messages – 0 No. of strops for no immediate return of greeting – 1 No. of people with tattoos on their FACES – 0 No. of p*nis photos – 0 No. of interesting people, who didn’t do any of the […]

24 hours on Badoo – I want a relationship

STATS: Liked me – 171 Visitors – 367 Added as favourite – 19 No. of threatening messages – 1 No. of strops for no immediate return of greeting – 14 No. of people with tattoos on their FACES – 4 No. of p*nis photos – 1 No. of interesting people, who didn’t do any of the four immediately […]