24 hours on OKCupid – I want s*x

STATS: Liked me – 19 Visitors – 49 Added as favourite – 0 (Hell’s teeth!) No. of threatening messages – 0 No. of strops for no immediate return of greeting – 1 No. of people with tattoos on their FACES – 0 No. of p*nis photos – 0 No. of interesting people, who didn’t do any of the […]

Reasons why I don’t have kids #34 (OR: How to be a Nice Shithead)

  If I gave birth to boys, I’m afraid that I would have to attempt to *beat seven shades of shithead out of them, from a very early age.  FACT.  Because it seems that, irrespective of your background, there is something in the nature, that overrides the nuture, that means they all become arseholes at some point.  There […]