Wow! I’ve got an answer already

and the answer is, it’s NOT possible……  I weighed myself and I have gained three kilos, all in my BACKSIDE! Thus I am not a medical marvel worthy of being thoroughly probed and written about.

How I feel about the gym

No, no, no, no, NO!  Why gym, WHYYYyyy??? I’m wondering if some science bod, like the lovely Professor Brian Cox or maybe even Professor Stephen Hawking can help to explain the following.  “How is it possible to weigh the same yet be wider in the ar*e area?”  Is it something like this? Not. Happy.