with a cowboy and moved to Namibia. A trekking holiday last year saw her fall in love under stars of the African sky and now, a year later, she’s packed up her old life, moved continents and started again, working and living on a farm, surrounded by wildlife and new love. (TRUE story). So………. I wonder […]
*I wonder if the Bitch Killers of Rue de Meaux do a sideline in arsehole killing? Just a question. Move along now, nothing to see here…… *by reading this you might all be called up as witnesses in any future court case that may happen. So, with that in mind: You know nothing You saw […]
freestyle ice dance competition in Sochi last night, on the monitors at the gym, and thinking, ‘OOOhh, I’d wear that, and that, and that, and THAT’.
billy! What was I thinking??? When I was chatting about the types that find me attractive now, old men, tramps and spitty people, you remember, I forgot to mention one key demographic from my observations. STARK RAVING LUNATICS WITH A MENTAL AGE OF 14!!!!!! Living out a teeny tiny soap opera inside their stupid – […]
spend most of my day tomorrow, PANKing. And leaving you with that beautiful image, I will bid ye farewell and good night. Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience on this special day of love. x
“That’s weird, I wonder why the numbers are down today”, said Anne, sitting alone, looking at the stats page on Friday February 14th, 20:35 hrs……….
“That’s weird, I wonder why the gym’s so empty”, said Anne, entering alone on Friday February 14th, 19:15 hrs……….
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I’ve been talking to students today about love. It’s Saint Valentine’s Day, so of course I have. It’s not a big deal here, at all, and honestly, it’s rather nice to not be made to feel sub-human by the marketing men back at home, who have been ramming it down the throats of the populous since the day […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 