Author Archives: annepank

I am

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Spartacus, Jesus. One of the most profound things that happened while I was enjoying my wonderful Paris weekend, was the discovery that I am Lady Jesus.  Who knew?  This revelation happened quite by chance while my host and I were chatting about life, love and the wider world in a ‘interesting’ fusion café that served chicken curry spaghetti, on […]

My friend fell in love

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with a cowboy and moved to Namibia.  A trekking holiday last year saw her fall in love under stars of the African sky and now, a year later, she’s packed up her old life, moved continents and started again, working and living on a farm, surrounded by wildlife and new love.  (TRUE story). So………. I wonder […]

Thought for the day

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*I wonder if the Bitch Killers of Rue de Meaux do a sideline in arsehole killing? Just a question. Move along now, nothing to see here…… *by reading this you might all be called up as witnesses in any future court case that may happen.  So, with that in mind: You know nothing You saw […]

Oh, I’m such a silly

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billy!  What was I thinking??? When I was chatting about the types that find me attractive now, old men, tramps and spitty people, you remember, I forgot to mention one key demographic from my observations.  STARK RAVING LUNATICS WITH A MENTAL AGE OF 14!!!!!!  Living out a teeny tiny soap opera inside their stupid – […]