Reasons why I don’t have kids #18
I wouldn’t be able to openly display my birthday cards, for fear of the ‘Mummy, what’s a drunken whore?’ questions. And that would be a shame, because they’re really funny……..
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So……… this arrived yesterday
from one of my best friends, so it’s safe to say, she knows me well enough to send it and know that: a) it’s absolutely representative of times we’ve shared, so 100% justified b) that I wouldn’t be offended (and c) that at some point, I have actually looked exactly like the drunken whore on the right, all curly […]
Is it a full moon?
Without a word of a lie, I know instinctively when there’s a full moon, because I come over all impish and mischievious and plan shenanigans. Having said that however, I still haven’t learnt that one should plan said shenanigans to coincide with when the next full moon is, in order to maintain the levels of enthusiasm needed for all […]
Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday
Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. My ability to do brain magic again, slightly outweighs the stress of each approaching birthday […]
