2018 End of Year Review

BY ALL THE POWERS OF GRAYSKULL!!! What a year it’s been….. Firstly and most significantly – maybe – this is the year I became a born-again virgin. What?! It’s a thing, alright. And guess what I didn’t do. That’s right, rampage around trying to shoot/mow down groups of men, because I felt rejected and impotent. […]

Thought for the day

You have to be possessing of great big, fat coj*nes to email ‘happy birthday’ as a warmer to the following conversation: FP (Flaccid p*nis from two years ago, of the ‘About those p*nises’ post fame):  Xxxxxx cxxxxxxx Felicidades AP (me): Gracias FP:  Hi, how are you? I am in U………… missing you AP:  Are you sure?!?  […]