Category Archives: Professional aunt no kids

I never, EVER want to go to the gym with my boyfriend

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It’s where I sweat profusely because I’m working my t*tties off to try and stay in some kind of aceptable human shape and improve my stamina, so I don’t die walking up the stairs when the lift is out of order in my building.  (Which actually happened after I got back from Christmas).  It’s a biological FACT, […]

I went clubbing in my jumper

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with Amore on the front, flat boots, my reading glasses, just mascara and sick hair.  A cardinal sin for a Brit.  To put it in perspective, it usually takes me three days, four hours and a few minutes to prepare for a night out with notice.  That’s lady maintenence, toe-nails, fingernails, home spray tan buffing […]

I’m DYING!

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OR: I’ve got a bit of a head cold. My head more or less exploded into a cloud of sn*t and tears yesterday, between leaving my front door and arriving at work, (approximately twenty five minutes including an emergency visit to the pharmacy en-route). I don’t know why, but I seem to get colds in […]

Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday

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Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. Hurrah – the magic is back, boo – impending birthday. My ability to do brain magic  again, slightly outweighs the stress of each approaching birthday […]

Not too shabby for Annie

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Champagne cocktails, Venetian masks, Porches, Jaguars, diamonds and fine art. A fake priest trying to recruit new blood to a his prostitution ring – possibly, two potential new clients, one from Russia, club guestlist from a mobile millionaire Hugh Grant-alike from Fitzrovia and an invitation to a weekend inFrankfurt from a very attractive (but married) […]

A PANKs life is never dull

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A spontaneous invitation to Excellence Life, means a quick wardrobe decisión after work and fool-proof make-up make-over. Killer dress – check Killer heels – check Smokey eyes – check Clutch full of business cards – check Who says teaching English can’t be a luxury product?? I’ll come away with one new client. done deal.