Because I am Lady Jesus and just look at what happened the first time I was around, walking the Earth and doing goodness to and for all. Anyone connected to me was doubted, chased, persecuted, whipped, killed etc. etc. I could go on….. terrible times. I feel really bad about it. Now, knowing what it’s like to […]
Well, maybe I should have kids, after all! *PSYCH! After some months of rude, crude and downright dirty online dating experiences, (did I mention the **Italian journalist who wanted me to call him ‘slave’, lick my stilettos and sent a late-night, drunken message about pee? Nope? Another time maybe); I have seen a tiny chink […]
Sometimes PANKs are tired and a bit sad and can’t think of anything amusing to say. That is all. **No sleep is probably a contributing factor to temporary loss of humour and happiness OR maybe the heavy burden of super Godliness, not sure. (normal service will resume shortly.)
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 