I’d be completely lost for words, so would sit him down, and make him watch this on loop, (maybe in the manner of Clockwork Orange), until he did indeed realise, he was just a human. Not God or above the law, as it would appear he feels. Normal people, in normal jobs across the World […]
I was writing the date in my notebook this morning, (at 7.30am, I hasten to add. This new early class may be the death of me), when I realised it is my birthday, exactly two weeks today. I am successfully weaning myself off this information, little by little, year on year, because when I think about […]
OK chaps, here’s the thing…….. I’m going to impart some wisdom atcha, just for you menfolk, ‘coz I loves ya. And hopefully to improve your chances of getting laid. Because I care about your layage and your penis, too. Maybe not quite so much as you do, quite honestly, but the sentiment is there. I’m […]
*PSYCH!! Gotcha. It’s not that I have a problem with the day, per se, no, no, not at all. That’s not the case one bit. In fact, it makes me feel really great about myself. What I tend to do on this day, is spend my time, wandering about Barcelona, (and other towns and cities […]
Now that the dust has settled a little, and that lovely gentleman friend of yours, Mr Legend has spoken up, and openly disagreed with you, I think it’s time we had a little chat, don’t you? Soooooooo, you think Beck needs to ‘show some respect’ hey? Well how about this, Sunshine, “YOU have some respect […]
Paid a bill. Repeat after me, “I am a responsible adult, I am a responsible adult, I am a responsible adult.” *shudders involuntarily #winning
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January has zoomed by, and February is already here, biting me in the bum, with it’s nippy Jack Russell of love, St Valentine’s. Aaahh, another year, another glorious reminder that no-one, quite frankly, wants to take me on. Use of battle language, entirely deliberate. Come aahhhnnnnn, pudem up. But I’ve been too busy to think of […]
Well. It’s not been the best one has it? I spent hours yesterday, writing a post here, that will never see the light of day. I decided today, that I did not want to dedícate any space, to the heinous few responsible for the chaos in France over the last few days. Instead to the huge […]
We cannot be bowed by fear. Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 