I’d be completely lost for words, so would sit him down, and make him watch this on loop, (maybe in the manner of Clockwork Orange), until he did indeed realise, he was just a human. Not God or above the law, as it would appear he feels. Normal people, in normal jobs across the World […]
I was writing the date in my notebook this morning, (at 7.30am, I hasten to add. This new early class may be the death of me), when I realised it is my birthday, exactly two weeks today. I am successfully weaning myself off this information, little by little, year on year, because when I think about […]
OK chaps, here’s the thing…….. I’m going to impart some wisdom atcha, just for you menfolk, ‘coz I loves ya. And hopefully to improve your chances of getting laid. Because I care about your layage and your penis, too. Maybe not quite so much as you do, quite honestly, but the sentiment is there. I’m […]
Paid a bill. Repeat after me, “I am a responsible adult, I am a responsible adult, I am a responsible adult.” *shudders involuntarily #winning
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2014 proved to be a turning point for me; some stuff happened. And it would appear that quite a lot of stuff happened for all the other people too. George Clooney finally stopped bachelorising, and married a woman. She turned out to have her own successful career (Hell’s teeth), and be more interesting than his […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank has reached seven thousand views. I’ll keep writing, as long as you keep reading. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Gracias, diolch yn fawr, gracies, merci, grazie, tak, dankjewel y muchas, muchas mas. Have a great New Year. Annie P. Xx
…. a bit of a party. So, as I pack for green and pleasant lands, I can reflect on the year that was, and look forward to the year that will be. With, I have to say, a little twinge of excitement. Keep it on the down low, I think it’s going to be a good […]
the Last Great Adventure My Dad, the ‘character’, has had a bad year. Well, more than just one to be honest, but this one in particular. He’s seventy-one, so of course, things are beginning to break down and not work properly. Not a huge surprise, some might say, for a man who smoked from the age […]
I wouldn’t want my kids to see me as anything other than the able, independent, silly-arse goon I am now and have been forever. I would never want to break their hearts. And I would. Eventually.
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 