I have a mild dose of the flu after getting the jab this week. I figure that, combined with COVID antibodies, my superpowers should be kicking in right…about…now. I’m really stoked to see what I have. Eye lasers? Would love those. Invisibility? Could be fun. Ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound? Meh. […]
Another day, another dollar. Or: another year, another day of somewhat forced reflection as to why I’m still single and not being awoken with a big fat portion of Instagrammable love. You know, a kiss and a coffee and a pain au chocolat flown in from Paris all the while looking forward to a day […]
…. a couple of weeks ago over at Twittersville, “I just fell in love”? Yeah, well – I already lost my erection. I was finishing up the latest batch of four Tinder contacts (romantic I know, but years of singledom and dating’ll do that to a woman), when I met with a man from out […]
date wagon ….. and I feel as guilty as if I’d got back on the crack after successfully completing rehab. It’s like I signed an invisible agreement with the dating police and made a promise to the people I love, that I’d never do it again – and now they’re all ‘very disappointed’ by my […]
Isn’t. Life. Just. The. Funniest. Thing. I think my week in Cambridge might be quite interesting. Apart from obviously learning some stuff, it looks likely my evenings will be full too after I had a rather delightful surprise last night, when I received a message from a very old ‘friend’. We met in 2003, as […]
Finally, finally getting to meet the other Frenchie (this one hot, S if you read this, I had to say it!) My friends have been trying to orchestrate this for months!!! We’ve been chatting a bit and we’ve both been bigged-up big time by our mutual friends. Can you imagine, if finally, it’s a massive […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 