with an offer I couldn’t refuse. First she tried to tempt me with a photo, then she gave me the hard sell, you know, the usual, ‘look, they’re not your average product…… etc. etc.’ So I said, ‘oh go on then’ and I’m meeting her later to collect. and the goodies in question? Pork pies! […]
Ah, what a cute papi kissing the head of his baby all snuggled up in the papoose, snarl, gggrrrr, schnarlllll. Look, just look at the beautiful flowers along the Passeig, isn’t life wonderful? Ggrrlll, schnarrrlll, grrrrrr……. I can’t believe how in love they are, how sweet snaaaAAARRRlll, ggrrrrr, schnaarlll!!! Too adorable, I want to take the French Bulldog […]
Almost as much as I love the new shoes I bought the other day. Almost.
that I may have met the male equivalent of myself! So then does that mean that I’m a complete narcissist to find him so irresistibly attractive? I can talk a LOT. I can talk a lot of sh*t. (You may have noticed). Also, I say things often, mostly to amuse and entertain myself. (I’m very […]
Sing with me people!!! ‘oh happy days, oh happy days!’ *happy clapping here And why so happy? A lottery win, a diamond ring, the love of a good man?? Laptop’s arrived!!!!! Hallelujah! Normal service can now resume. (I’m so easily pleased)
OR: When I politely declined the offer of a bed for the night and went home……. Male – check Own teeth (all visible, not brown) – check Hair – check Sexy accent – check and check again! Handsome – check Funny with a capital ‘F’ for Funny AND French – check Second date in Paris? […]
I was just returning home, minding my own business, looking at stuff and trying not to trip over ridiculously long extendable dog leads, with dogs still attached, when a young boy stopped me to hand me a flower and say he hoped it brightened this day. (Rough translation) Today is a good day. Enjoy it.
Finally, finally getting to meet the other Frenchie (this one hot, S if you read this, I had to say it!) My friends have been trying to orchestrate this for months!!! We’ve been chatting a bit and we’ve both been bigged-up big time by our mutual friends. Can you imagine, if finally, it’s a massive […]
……..but I’m a big fan of teeth. Now I know that may sound a little weird, and maybe they’re not a massive priority (apparently, it would seem, not to all), but in a strange way, I kinda like them. They’re nice things, you know. I most especially like teeth when they are clean teeth. ‘Visible […]
I bought some shoes. No biggie. I LOVE the shoes I bought, with actual, real love in my heart. They are beautiful and sexy shoes. I know that I am not alone in saying that, for the most part, the women love the shoes. (Maybe apart from some of the locals who seem to favour comfort […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 