you wouldn’t believe it, but this crazed dog, chasing a chicken (a CHICKEN, weird I know, where the hell did a chicken come from in the middle of Barcelona), crashed through the middle of the dance, knocking over several people in the middle of a passionate tango and one woman fell backwards into some drapes […]
First serious post. Feels weird. It’s never a nice thing to see someone you care about so sad and so repentant and unable to fix the pain in their heart. I know I know, it was great getting gifts and joking about when the boredom would set in, yada yada yada. And this was all, […]
BAD for you, BAD I say!!! No alcohol +regular exercise = laid up with a bad back……. MF!! It’s causing all kinds of trouble for my plans of laying around all day, all kinds of trouble! Not. Happy.
Sundays, the best day of the week.
When I’m not in the gym first thing Sunday morning, bench pressing 20 kilos (!!), I like to relax with a nice, lllooooong lie-in. So long sometimes it can even last until Monday when I have to go to work. So technically, this ceases to be a lie-in and is indeed, ‘bedridden’. Sunday lie-ins are marvellous and one […]
Go shopping. That is all.
If you’re not sweating in the gym, you’re not working HARD ENOUGH!! Now DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY SOLDIER!!! (Oh for the love of the sweet baby Jesús, what is happening to me?) Send help.
I am SO bored of not drinking!!!!!!!
with an offer I couldn’t refuse. First she tried to tempt me with a photo, then she gave me the hard sell, you know, the usual, ‘look, they’re not your average product…… etc. etc.’ So I said, ‘oh go on then’ and I’m meeting her later to collect. and the goodies in question? Pork pies! […]
Ah, what a cute papi kissing the head of his baby all snuggled up in the papoose, snarl, gggrrrr, schnarlllll. Look, just look at the beautiful flowers along the Passeig, isn’t life wonderful? Ggrrlll, schnarrrlll, grrrrrr……. I can’t believe how in love they are, how sweet snaaaAAARRRlll, ggrrrrr, schnaarlll!!! Too adorable, I want to take the French Bulldog […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 