I love my new laptop
Almost as much as I love the new shoes I bought the other day. Almost.
Almost as much as I love the new shoes I bought the other day. Almost.
that I may have met the male equivalent of myself! So then does that mean that I’m a complete narcissist to find him so irresistibly attractive? I can talk a LOT. I can talk a lot of sh*t. (You may have noticed). Also, I say things often, mostly to amuse and entertain myself. (I’m very […]
Sing with me people!!! ‘oh happy days, oh happy days!’ *happy clapping here And why so happy? A lottery win, a diamond ring, the love of a good man?? Laptop’s arrived!!!!! Hallelujah! Normal service can now resume. (I’m so easily pleased)
OR: When I politely declined the offer of a bed for the night and went home……. Male – check Own teeth (all visible, not brown) – check Hair – check Sexy accent – check and check again! Handsome – check Funny with a capital ‘F’ for Funny AND French – check Second date in Paris? […]
I was just returning home, minding my own business, looking at stuff and trying not to trip over ridiculously long extendable dog leads, with dogs still attached, when a young boy stopped me to hand me a flower and say he hoped it brightened this day. (Rough translation) Today is a good day. Enjoy it.
Finally, finally getting to meet the other Frenchie (this one hot, S if you read this, I had to say it!) My friends have been trying to orchestrate this for months!!! We’ve been chatting a bit and we’ve both been bigged-up big time by our mutual friends. Can you imagine, if finally, it’s a massive […]
As you get older, things start to change considerably and you start to notice a shift in lots of areas of life, like for example flexibility (OR lack there of, see ‘Things I learnt in 2013‘), the ability to bounce back from a mega tequila session-now approximately 14 weeks, three days and two and a […]
……..but I’m a big fan of teeth. Now I know that may sound a little weird, and maybe they’re not a massive priority (apparently, it would seem, not to all), but in a strange way, I kinda like them. They’re nice things, you know. I most especially like teeth when they are clean teeth. ‘Visible […]
I bought some shoes. No biggie. I LOVE the shoes I bought, with actual, real love in my heart. They are beautiful and sexy shoes. I know that I am not alone in saying that, for the most part, the women love the shoes. (Maybe apart from some of the locals who seem to favour comfort […]
I am on my way to the gym. That is all.