BAD for you, BAD I say!!! No alcohol +regular exercise = laid up with a bad back……. MF!! It’s causing all kinds of trouble for my plans of laying around all day, all kinds of trouble! Not. Happy.
I am SO bored of not drinking!!!!!!!
(Geordie accent here.) Day 15 in the Dry January house. *Anne is in the bedroom. 10:00 am. Anne has been reflecting on the night before. “Ah man, I could have well done a cheeky little cava at tango last night.” 10:06 am. Anne is still in the bedroom, still reflecting on the night before. “I […]
(I keep mentioning the 0,0 Free Damm in the hope that someone from the company sees this and sponsors me cases of the stuff to get through the rest of the month). Ssssshhhhhh, don’t tell anyone.
I only ate half the pizza. (harumph)
That moment when you’re in the supermarket queue with your deliciously satisfying non-alcoholic beer, ‘Friday night is treat night’, large ham and mozzarella pizza (for one) and all the extra trimmings: salami, olives, cheese, mushrooms, etc. etc. because there’s just not quite enough lard on there and that MoFo ain’t gonna pimp itself, no siree; […]
…… but I’m beginning to think that alcohol is actually the glue that was holding this ol’ body together!! It’s almost ten days into Dry January and my face is falling off in great big lumps of dry skin (little flakey patches actually), and I’m more than a little certain that that extra three kilos […]
I signed up to Dry January to raise a few bob for Alcohol Concern and to see if I remembered what it was like not to drink. I used to do it voluntarily years ago, but then it got harder and harder as there was the ‘after Christmas’ reunion (wine obligatory), a birthday (cava obligatory), […]