I was just returning home, minding my own business, looking at stuff and trying not to trip over ridiculously long extendable dog leads, with dogs still attached, when a young boy stopped me to hand me a flower and say he hoped it brightened this day. (Rough translation) Today is a good day. Enjoy it.
Finally, finally getting to meet the other Frenchie (this one hot, S if you read this, I had to say it!) My friends have been trying to orchestrate this for months!!! We’ve been chatting a bit and we’ve both been bigged-up big time by our mutual friends. Can you imagine, if finally, it’s a massive […]
As you get older, things start to change considerably and you start to notice a shift in lots of areas of life, like for example flexibility (OR lack there of, see ‘Things I learnt in 2013‘), the ability to bounce back from a mega tequila session-now approximately 14 weeks, three days and two and a […]
……..but I’m a big fan of teeth. Now I know that may sound a little weird, and maybe they’re not a massive priority (apparently, it would seem, not to all), but in a strange way, I kinda like them. They’re nice things, you know. I most especially like teeth when they are clean teeth. ‘Visible […]
I bought some shoes. No biggie. I LOVE the shoes I bought, with actual, real love in my heart. They are beautiful and sexy shoes. I know that I am not alone in saying that, for the most part, the women love the shoes. (Maybe apart from some of the locals who seem to favour comfort […]
I am on my way to the gym. That is all.
Well, on a scale of 1-OFF the scale excitement, I’m at just about blowing my t*ts off excited!!! And that’s no mean feat. The Secret Diary of Anne Pank is just a mere seven views away from 1000 since it began on 2nd January. That’s one WHOLE thousand views of pages on my site. So, […]
Wait, what’s that?? Whoa, it feels a little bit strange. No no, hold-on. Well!! It’s been quite a long time since I’ve experienced this sensation….. No, that can’t be right, tell me it’s true, is that – a – HIP BONE?!?!?!? (don’t be utterly ridiculous. Uncomfortably tight knicker elastic cutting in.)
Sometimes, I get a massage from a student!! Well, today was the first time, but hey, who’s counting?? I have had the most excrutiating pain in my right shoulder blade and collar bone and right down my right arm for three days, which has kept me awake and made me just the tiniest bit (foul […]
Thank you for visiting and looking. Much love Anne Xxx
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