Never, during any of my darkest days (and there have been a few), have I felt that there was no hope left in sight. Maintaining this sentiment is such an important part of life to me, that I had the word etched permanently into my skin. A daily visible reminder, that I must never lose […]
……….what was the point of you. I didn’t, still don’t understand it. Any of it. I really I don’t. I’m just going to come out and say it. Here goes…… I’m quite glad that Zayn Malik dropped the bombshell back in March, that signalled the beginning of the end of the most successful boy band […]
I’m a bit of a lush. If there’s an opportunity to drink, I will. Brunch? Fantastic, I’ll have a Bloody Mary or a Mimosa. Thanks. Lunch with friends; wine. Dinner with friends; wine. Date? Bit of Dutch courage, glass of fizz while choosing something to wear. Night out with the girls, fizz to get us […]
STATS: Liked me – 19 Visitors – 49 Added as favourite – 0 (Hell’s teeth!) No. of threatening messages – 0 No. of strops for no immediate return of greeting – 1 No. of people with tattoos on their FACES – 0 No. of p*nis photos – 0 No. of interesting people, who didn’t do any of the […]
STATS: Liked me – 171 Visitors – 367 Added as favourite – 19 No. of threatening messages – 1 No. of strops for no immediate return of greeting – 14 No. of people with tattoos on their FACES – 4 No. of p*nis photos – 1 No. of interesting people, who didn’t do any of the four immediately […]
You might have guessed, it might be apparent, that I am dabbling once again, with the dating scene….. then again, maybe not. It will also probably come as no surprise to you when I say, I felt the need to republish my “How to be a nice sh*thead, Part II“, this week. I’m always surprised, that I’m still […]
*PSYCH!! Gotcha. It’s not that I have a problem with the day, per se, no, no, not at all. That’s not the case one bit. In fact, it makes me feel really great about myself. What I tend to do on this day, is spend my time, wandering about Barcelona, (and other towns and cities […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank has reached seven thousand views. I’ll keep writing, as long as you keep reading. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Gracias, diolch yn fawr, gracies, merci, grazie, tak, dankjewel y muchas, muchas mas. Have a great New Year. Annie P. Xx
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I’d play a game of ‘Let’s see who can stay quiet, the longest’. Russell, sweetheart, it’s time to stop talking. One must know how to recognise that moment when it comes, and accept it. And more than that, one must know one’s limits. And you have…
Relevant after tonight’s frivolities, I’d say. I was Russell Brand’s aunt.
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