Sing with me people!!! ‘oh happy days, oh happy days!’ *happy clapping here And why so happy? A lottery win, a diamond ring, the love of a good man?? Laptop’s arrived!!!!! Hallelujah! Normal service can now resume. (I’m so easily pleased)
OR: When I politely declined the offer of a bed for the night and went home……. Male – check Own teeth (all visible, not brown) – check Hair – check Sexy accent – check and check again! Handsome – check Funny with a capital ‘F’ for Funny AND French – check Second date in Paris? […]
……..but I’m a big fan of teeth. Now I know that may sound a little weird, and maybe they’re not a massive priority (apparently, it would seem, not to all), but in a strange way, I kinda like them. They’re nice things, you know. I most especially like teeth when they are clean teeth. ‘Visible […]
I bought some shoes. No biggie. I LOVE the shoes I bought, with actual, real love in my heart. They are beautiful and sexy shoes. I know that I am not alone in saying that, for the most part, the women love the shoes. (Maybe apart from some of the locals who seem to favour comfort […]
I am on my way to the gym. That is all.
You are never too old to wear sequins. I like to try and wear at least some at most all opportunities. To tango, obviously, this is a given and LOTS on special occasions, like dancey people’s birthdays. And Sundays. It’s like my own, private Strictly Come Dancing (inside my head). To the supermarket, to work […]
None more so than an inability to express oneself as effectively as one would like. My girlfriends and I have been lamenting the lack of rude emoticons on whatsapp. (You know who you are, Mrs L, LS!) Sometimes you just wanna send each other a comedy picture of a cartoony penis. You know? *sigh**** Is […]
And my giant bone hurled square in my chops, with enough force to take a Polar bear* out, this week is a very valuable life lesson: READ ENCLOSED INFORMATION WHEN YOU GET NEW STUFF!! Because, funnily enough, most of the answers and solutions are in there, for later down the line when say, your laptop […]
that on the six(teen)th hour of the sixth day of the sixth month (after the break up) the ex, who we will refer to here as TT -Twinkle Toes/Temper Tantrum/Silly T*t – artistic license – hath finally seen the error of his fool-hardy ways. They being unceremoniously dumping me by email in July of last […]
My inner dialogue is shocking, even to me, sometimes…… those of a nervous disposition look away now. Zara, Passeig de Gracia, Saturday 11th January – SALES: 14:45 – “Don’t f**%$!% push, ffs!!” 14:47 – “Put the coat down, I need to see the size, I want it in medium. Put the coat down, put the coat […]
The Secret Diary of Anne Pank 